XML FeedsProud to be Aussie - we set new elephant masturbation record!
From "The Age":
Zoo veterinarian Michael Lynch visited Dr Hildebrandt's team this year and brought "secret knowledge" back to Melbourne: how to internally massage an elephant's prostate with a fist to stimulate sperm production.
In other words - the good Doctor Lynch has become an expert in getting maximum output from his elephant. The result - the average elephant pumps out a 600 million sperm per millilitre of semen. Our Pachyderm Tugmaster gets that up to 200 million little swimmers per millilitre (makes us humans seem quite inadequate in comparison with just 20 million little fellas per ml.
A tear of pride has squeezed out of my eye.
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Comment from: Kean [Visitor] 
That should actually be a rather impressive 2,200 million ("2.2 billion" from the article).
Also I love this quote: "He keeps eating the whole time" - not many human males can manage that!
Also I love this quote: "He keeps eating the whole time" - not many human males can manage that!
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